<html> <head> <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=windows-1252"> <title>Alison Arngrim Official Home Page Confessions of a Prairie Bitch</title> <script language="JavaScript"><!-- function winopen(url) { windowHandle = window.open(url,'new','toolbar=no,location=no,status=no,resizable=yes,width=440,height=400,scrollbars=yes'); } //--></script> <style type="text/css"> .SOCK { font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; } </style> </head> <body bgcolor="#FFFFFF"> <center> <br><br> <img src="images/header.jpg" border="0" height="136" width="757"> <br> <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/friend.html"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">My Friend Alison</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/ask.html"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Ask Alison</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/remember.html"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Alison Remembers</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/bio.html"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Bio</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/resume.html"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Resume</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/photos.html"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Photo Galleries</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/trivia.html"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Trivia</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/littlehouse.htm"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">More Little House Stuff</font></a> <br> <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/luvs_hates.htm"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Alison's Luvs & Hates</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/paris.htm"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Alison Goes to Paris</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/sites.htm"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Favorite Web Sites</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/gallery.htm"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Fan Notes & Pics</font></a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/catahoula"><font color="gray" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Catahoula Band Site</font> </a></p> <p> <font color="red" face="Arial,Helvetica" size="4">Shop Alison's Mercantile for Bonnets, Aprons, Books, Photos and lots more!</font> <br> <a href="http://bonnetheads.square.site" target="parent"><img src="shop-now.png" width="150"></a> <p> * * * <a href="newsletter.htm"><font color="red" face="Arial,Helvetica" size="4"><b>SEE ALISON'S MONTHLY NEWSLETTER</b></font></a> * * * <p> <table cellpadding="8" cellspacing="0" border="0" width="840"> <tbody><tr> <td align="LEFT" valign="TOP" width="164"> Yes, it was a wig! Next question!</b></font> <br> <img src="manyan.gif" alt="Many Faces..." align="MIDDLE" border="0" height="162" width="139"><br> <b><font color="#E72BAF" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="-2">Alison as Nellie Oleson</font></b></center> <p>Welcome to our tribute to our buddy Alison Arngrim...better know to those "Little House on the Prairie" fans as the meanest little girl in the West: Nellie Oleson. <table cellpadding="8" width="150"> <tbody><tr> <td bgcolor="#FFBFA3" valign="middle" width="150"><center> <b>PLAY THE GAME</b><br> <b><font color="#3C4BB0" size="2">"Don't Mess With Nellie"</font></b><br> <font size="2"><a href="javascript:winopen('nellie_game/index.htm')"><b>Click Here</b></a> </font> </center></td> </tr> </tbody></table> </p><p> </p><center> <b><font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2">For more Little House on the Prairie stuff <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/littlehouse.htm">click here...</a></font></b> </center> <p> <table cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="1" width="150"> <tbody><tr> <td align="center" valign="TOP"> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2">Alison's father Thor Arngrim passed away recently and he will be missed and remembered fondly by all who knew him. <img src="images/thor2.jpg" border="0" height="200" width="150"> <b><a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/thor.htm">Click here for Thor's tribute</a></b></font> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> </p><p> </p><hr> <p> <table cellpadding="5" cellspacing="0" border="1" width="150"> <tbody><tr> <td align="LEFT" valign="TOP"> <img src="images/jess-petersen.jpg" border="0" height="100" width="150"> <br> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>Jess Petersen</b><br> March 27, 1944 to May 21, 2008 <p> Jess was my "Personal Manager" for many years, but he was quite a bit more than that. He was sort of like a third parent. When I was a teenager, my friends used to tease me that I was the only person they knew who had, "a mother, a father and a Jess". </p><p> And well, now I don't have him anymore. </p><p> He led a very interesting life, (to put it mildly!), and I really had trouble getting everything he did into an obituary. <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/jess_petersen.htm">To read Jess's biography click here</a> </p><p> - Alison </p></font><p><font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> </font> </p></td> </tr> </tbody></table> <br><br> </p></td> <td align="LEFT" valign="TOP" width="416"> <b><font color="red" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="3">TOO IMPATIENT FOR THE WEB? <br> FOLLOW THE ALISON MADNESS ON:</font></b></center><br> <font face="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2"> <a href="https://alisonarngrim.wordpress.com/" target="parent">alisonarngrim.wordpress.com</a> <br> <a href="http://www.twitter.com/arngrim" target="parent">www.twitter.com/arngrim</a> <br> <a href="http://www.facebook.com/alison.arngrim" target="parent">www.facebook.com/alison.arngrim</a> <br> <a href="http://www.myspace.com/alisonarngrim" target="parent">www.myspace.com/alisonarngrim</a> <br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Alison-Arngrim/e/B00579D3BC/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1" target="parent">Check out Alison's Store on Amazon</a><br> <a href="http://alisonarngrim.tumblr.com/" target="parent">And she's now on Tumblr too</a><br></font> <p> <hr> <p> <font face="arial" size="2"><b>TRAIL OF THE PAINTED PONIES</b><br> <img src="princess_pony.jpg" align="right" height="213" width="213"> Alison Arngrim presents The Prairie Princess collectible pony by Howie Green - from Trail of the Painted Ponies.</font> <br clear="all"> <br> <hr> <p> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> <b>Alison's comedy album "Heeere's Amy!"</b> <br> - back from the great beyond! </font></p><p><font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> UPROAR Entertainment has re-released the comedy album Alison did back in 1977. It's called "Heeere's Amy!" and is a series of rather bizarre comedy sketches involving the daughter of President Jimmy Carter and her encounters with various idiots around the White House. It stars Alison, her mother and several 1970's comedians who went onto become quite famous.... </font></p> <p> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> For an explanation as to how - or for heaven's sake WHY - such a thing came into being, check out the explanation on her Tumblr page: <a herf="http://alisonarngrim.tumblr.com" target="parent">"Heeere's Amy!" the back story</a> </font></p><p><font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> Many fans have tracked this down and bought the old vinyl version on E-Bay. But now, the past has gone digital and you can now download "Heeere's Amy!" to your I-Pod. Now available at UPROAR, Amazon, I-Tunes and all sites that sell downloadable comedy. </font></p> <p> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> <a href="http://www.uproarcomedycd.com/" target="parent">UPROAR</a> <br> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Heeeres-Amy/dp/B00617CGZS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1321728219&sr=8-1" target="parent"> AMAZON </a> <br> <a href="http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/heeeres-amy/id476625725" target="parent">iTunes</a> </font> </p><hr> <p> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> </font></p><hr><font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2"> <p> <img src="images/nelliefrench.jpg" align="right" border="0" height="200" hspace="10" width="150"><b>Alison's book made Library Journal's BEST BOOKS List!!</b> The French-language version of Alison's book, "LA PETITE GARCE DANS LA PRAIRIE", was released. (<a href="http://www.florentmassot.com/" target="parent">http://www.florentmassot.com</a>) <a jhref="http://www.libraryjournal.com/lj/newslettersnewsletterbucketbooksmack/887785-439/lj_best_books_2010_more.html.csp" target="parent">Click here to read more</a><br> It may be because of rather than despite a lifetime of being loathed for her onscreen personality that Arngrim is an immensely likable narrator. She hilariously portrays 1970s Hollywood among a family of actorsliving in the Chateau Marmont and making soup from KFC chicken bones. Arngrim has no shame in bowing to the B-list celebrity gods and opens the door to the Little House in order to promote activism for people with HIV and abuse survivors. </p><hr> </font> <p> <hr> <p> <img src="images/yuletide1.jpg" align="RIGHT" border="0" height="301" hspace="12" width="200"> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>ALISON'S MOVIE "MAKE THE YULETIDE GAY" AVAILABLE ON DVD</b> </font></p><p><font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> "Make The Yuletide Gay" is now on Netflix! It's on Amazon! You name it!! And yes, Alison is in it!! In all her leopard print, gaudy "cougar" splendor!! </font></p><p><font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H19PooygoA" target="parent">Click here for film's trailer</a> </font></p><p><font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B002J8K5D8?ie=UTF8&tag=guesthousefil-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B002J8K5D8" target="parent">Click here to purchase on Amazon.com</a></font> </p> </font> <br clear=all><br> <hr> <p> <b>JOIN ALISON'S FAN CLUB</b> <br> Yes! You can join Alison's Fan Club! <a href="mailto:AmerLiRes@Verizon.net">Click here</a> to register and start receiving her updates and newsletters. Big news is coming this month - so don't miss out!!" <p> <hr> <p> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Maquinna-Line-Family-Norma-Macmillan/dp/192674103X/ref=pd_sxp_grid_i_1_2" target="parent"><img src="images/maquinnalinebook_.jpg" border="0" height="280" width="200" align=right hspace=10></a> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>AND SPEAKING OF BOOKS - <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Maquinna-Line-Family-Norma-Macmillan/dp/192674103X/ref=pd_sxp_grid_i_1_2" target="parent">Alison's Mom's Book is now available on Amazon</a></b> <br> The Maquinna Line: A Family Saga is set on Vancouver Island from 1871 to 1945, with a nod to the meeting of Captain Cook and Chief Maquinna in 1778. It traces the stories of the five families of varied social standing, including two descendents of Chief Maquinna. In the end, theyre all ordinary people trying to find happiness in the face of intrigue, ambition, misunderstanding and changing social and sexual mores. </font> <p><font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> A murder, a tryst, a mysterious child. A Victoria aristocrat who obsesses over her Churchill relatives. A repressive Welsh mother with a royalty fixation. A once-carefree Hesquiat girl from Nootka Sound. A dashing Icelandic philanderer. And quiet, steady Julia Godolphin, trying to rise above it all. The lost novel of Norma Macmillan, the Vancouver actress who lived much of her life in New York and Hollywood, is the work of a woman steeped in the American entertainment industry but deeply in love with the history of her native province, which eventually drew her home before her death in 2001. </font> </p></td> <td valign="TOP" width="212"> <center> <img src="images/alison200.html" alt="Alison Arngrim" align="MIDDLE" border="0" width="200"> <br> <b> <font color="#478793" face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Alison Now</font></b><br> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><b>For television, film, voice over,<br> web-series, etc.</b> <br> Danita Florance<br> Amsel, Eisenstadt, Frazier & Hinojosa, Inc.<br> Member of the Television Academy<br> of Arts and Sciences<br> 5055 Wilshire Blvd. #865<br> Los Angeles, CA 90036<br> 323-939-5440 ext. 102<br> <a href="mailto:danita@aeftalent.com">danita@aeftalent.com</a> <p> <b>For Comedy and Other Events:</b><br> Loose Gravel Productions<br> 10153 1/2 Riverside Dr., #641<br> Toluca Lake, CA 91602<br> <a href="mailto:loosegravelprod@aol.com">loosegravelprod@aol.com</a> <br><br> <b>For publicity:</b> <br> Harlan Boll at BHB PR at <a href="mailto:h.boll@dcpublicity.com">h.boll@dcpublicity.com</a> </p> <p> <b>For any project in Europe, please contact:</b><br> Patrick Loubatiere<br> <a href="mailto:edson@free.fr">edson@free.fr</a><br> <a href="http://www.alison-arngrim.com/" target="parent">http://www.alison-arngrim.com</a><br> <a href="Alison_Arngrim-French_Resume.pdf" target="parent">Le CV/Résumé Français</a> (pdf) <br> <br><br> </p> <hr> </font> <p> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1"> <!-- <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/bio.html"> --> <a href="bio.html">Alison Bio</a> | <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/resume.html">Alison Resume</a> | <br> <a href="Alison_Arngrim-French_Resume.pdf" target="parent">Le CV/Résumé Français</a> (pdf)</font> </p><p> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1"><a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/alison_photos_2015.html">See additional recent photos of Alison</a></font> </p><p> </p></center> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="2"><b>Email Alison</b><br> <a href="mailto:amerlires@aol.com">Email us</a> to let Alison know you visited the site or to sign up for her fan club email blasts.</font> <p> </p><hr> <p> <b>THE OLESON MERCHANTILE IS OPEN!</b> </p><p> <img src="images/alison-book.jpg" border="0" height="330" width="200"> <br> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="3"><b>NELLIE SAYS "ORDER THE BOOK, NOW!!!"</b> </font> </p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="3"> - and we don't want to make Nellie angry now boys and girls do we?</font> </p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2">Alison's book is unleashed upon the world and if you can't make it to one of her personal appearances to get it autographed you can order online: </font> </p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Confessions-Prairie-Bitch-Survived-Learned/dp/0061962147/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1266598926&sr=8-1" target="parent">Order on Amazon</a> </font></p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> <a href="http://www.borders.com/online/store/TitleDetail?sku=0061962147" target="parent">Order on Borders</a> </font></p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2">Need a personally autographed copy of "Confessions of A Prairie Bitch", but you just CAN'T get near ANY of the book signings?? Fret no more Bonnet-heads! We have a SOLUTION!</font></p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> <ol start="1" type="1"> <li> Go to the fabulous website for the <a href="http://www.walnutgrove.org/" target="parent">Laura Ingalls Wilder Museum</a> in Walnut Grove, Minnesota. </li> <li> Click on Museum tab then Museum Shop then to Related Books & TV Stars' Books, and click on Alison's book (Add To Cart). This will take you to the shopping cart, what is basically an order form. </li> <li> Look for the box that says "Ordering Notes". See it? Good. Now type in your request. Tell them you want the book personally autographed to you. You can also request a certain dedication. ("From One Bitch To Another" is quite popular!) </li> <li> Then just order the books. It will take 2 to 3 weeks, because they then ship the book to Alison and she signs it and sends it back to Walnut Grove. Or if you don't need a personal dedication, just order an autographed book (found elsewhere on the site) and it will arrive sooner. (And while you're there, check out the authentic Prairie bonnets and dresses!) </li>< </ol> /font> <p> <b>Looking to break in to showbiz?</b> <a href="https://howiegreen.com/alison/breaking_in.htm">Read Alison's advice and tips.</a>. </p><p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"><b>In Vegas and in need of some serious physical training?</b> <br><br> Our friend Stan Smith has a serious karate school in Las Vegas - "An old school in a modern time" </font></p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> He's doing all sorts of new stuff - OK well not new, the whole point is it's really, really ancient and traditional. </font></p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> And there's no fooling around. Sensei Smith don't play. If you are looking for somewhere to train in a serious manner, this is the place for you. Clients include: Las Vegas Metro Police, National Canadian Softball Team, UNLV Rebels Softball Team, Primaris Pilot and Flight Attendant Self Defense Program. </font></p> <p> <font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> <a href="http://www.karateaikido.com/" target="parent">www.karateaikido.com</a> </font></p><p><font face="Arial,Helvetica" size="2"> "As stated in Sensei Funakoshi first principle, never forget that Karate begins and ends with respect. We are an old school in a modern time. If you would like to train with us, please bring a humble attitude and a willingness to learn." </font> </td> </tr> </tbody></table> <p> </p><center><img src="horsean.gif" border="0" height="29" width="538"></center> <br> <font face="Arial, Helvetica" size="1">Site contents copyright Alison Arngrim</font> </center> <p> </p></body></html>